I Tried These Recipes From the FNAF Cookbook (So You Don't Have To)

Greetings my fellow cooks!

My passion for cooking comes from watching the Food Network as a child. I always enjoyed the different shows they had to offer.

I got The Official Five Nights at Freddy’s Cookbook as a gift a couple years ago, and since then I’ve made quite a few of these tantalizing treats! 

I found these recipes rather interesting, and thought y’all would enjoy them. ;D 

If you like FNAF (Five Nights At Freddy’s) and cooking, WELL HAVE I GOT THE BLOG FOR YOU!

Sodaroni Slushy

The Sodaroni Slushy was very fruity & sour. I coulda sworn I felt my face flip upside down after taking a sip cus HOLY PUPILS, BATMAN, WAS IT SOUR!

I would recommend this beverage ‘cus it’s better than the pepperoni flavored soda from Freddy Fazbear’s Mega Pizzaplex itself!

(pg 118)

Pirate Plunderbars

Ah yes, the Pirate Plunderbars. Had to hide it from Foxy’s hook — I didn’t want him cutting it up, after all! (Don’t tell him I said this, but he’s horrible at cutting things.) These were a good treat. :3 Even got to keep some for a while.

I would recommend this to someone faster than Foxy can sprint down the west hallway in Five Nights At Freddy’s 1 from 2014!

(pg 100)

Pizzaplex Master Dough and Freddy Fazbear's Pepperoni X-Press

Oh yeah, dis one! :D We made the Pepperoni X-Press rather recently. Sort of burned the roof of my mouth on the pizza, and made it numb-numb for a few days.

Instead of semolina we used whole wheat flour, due to not being able to find semolina flour in store. >:( We also used spinach instead of rocket.

I’d recommend this one to anyone who likes pizza (so, everyone?) and the Five Nights At Freddy’s franchise. 

(pg 18)

Security Breach Meatball Sub

Oh yeah, the classic meatball sub. Made it… a few years ago now, I think? It was really good combined with chips and a good ol’ drink of SODA.

I’m kind of a wuss when it comes to spicy things, so we skipped out on the spicy items like roasted peppers and chili flakes. We skipped the rocket too, and used shredded cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese instead of mozzarella!

I would recommend the Security Breach Meatball Sub — it’s better than getting nabbed by Vanessa…

(pg 32)

Glamrock Freddy's Fully Loaded Hot Dogs

Ah yes, a classic around the world: the hot dog. Especially beloved by Glamrock Freddy, the leader of the Glamrock animatronics.

We did not use Sauerkraut, crispy onions or mustard…MUSTARD?! Mustard?! Let’s not be silly! Ketchup on the other hand… I skipped as well. I’m not a big fan of ketchup. It was pretty much just a dry hot dog with bacon on it.

I would recommend this to people 'cus Glamrock Freddy likes it (especially if you’d like all of the ingredients).

(pg 82)

You can find a digital version of The Official Five Nights at Freddy’s Cookbook  here!