What Your Favorite Video Game Characters Are Bringing to Thanksgiving

Hellooooooooo folks! Welcome back to the blog! Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving.

I had a good Thanksgiving myself (as did my virtual self, DrLuigiBlocks), which got me thinking… What would video game characters from different dimensions bring to a Thanksgiving dinner? So, I did a little bit of research on each dimension, added in my own opinion, and here are the results!

The Lone Wanderer: Drinks

They have some pretty interesting drinks in the Fallout universe that would make an interesting pairing with Thanksgiving dinner; Nuka Cola Quantum with mashed potatoes, Nuka Cola Wild with turkey… There are quite a few Nuka Cola flavors, like Nuka Cola Cherry, Nuka Cola Orange, Nuka Cola Dark. The list goes on and on — I would say all the drinks, but if I did, we’d be here until Christmas (and I’m sure neither of us want that).

Freddy Fazbear: Cornucopia

Freddy Fazbear (Five Nights at Freddy's ) just seems like a “cornucopia” kind of animatronic bear. Plus, it could be stuffed with pizza — who knows! :0

Steve: Turkey

Steve would totally bring the turkey. He runs the Minecraft world with that main character energy (which all of us could use some days)! And who wouldn’t love a blocky turkey from the Minecraft universe? 

Sonic: Pigs in a blanket

Sonic (Sonic the Hedgehog ) would probably accidentally mess these up from going too fast while preparing them, then have me re-do them when he arrives! But I wouldn’t really mind, as long as he got them here.

Doomguy: Pumpkin pie

I hope Doomguy doesn’t accidentally destroy the pumpkin pie with a blast from his shotgun like last year! In my mind, pumpkin pie is the only thing Doomguy knows how to make, as he’s pretty much always in hell (AKA, the Doom universe) 24/7. 

Mario: Stuffing

Mario (Super Mario Bros. ) is bringing the stuffing, due to him being one of the most classic video game characters here — and what’s more classic than stuffing? He does have a bit of an enemy in Pac-Man in terms of classic-ness, though, given their games were made around the same time…ish. 

Luigi: Steamed vegetables

Luigi, of course, is bringing the worst part of Thanksgiving dinner — the veggies. He’s gotta stick with his brother, after all.

Gordon Freeman: Mashed potatoes

Gordon Freeman having been a scientist at Black Mesa (the research facility that Half Life takes place in), I think he knows a thing or two about a good cafeteria mashed potato.

Pac-Man: Gravy

If Mario is bringing the stuffing, Pac-Man has to bring the other most classic turkey accessory… GRAVY. 

Cosmo the Pastry: Napkins

Last time I let Cosmo (Dandy's World ) cook, they somehow burnt the pumpkin pie… So now I don’t trust them to bring anything but napkins! -_-

Master Chief: A "creative" appetizer

Master Chief being from the Halo universe (and an all-around weird guy — I would know from experience), he would bring something like… Roasted Alien Corpse. We would all have a realllly bad day after taking a bite.

G-Man: Cranberry sauce

I like to imagine G-Man (Half Life ) stole a lot of cranberry sauce from the Black Mesa cafeteria for Thanksgiving… But why would he take so much?! :|