Ranking Candy Cane Flavours from Best to... Weird

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO again, everybody! 

Welcome back to another blog with the Doctor! This time, we’re ranking candy cane flavours, from the best to… weird, for sure. Anywho, I’m getting ahead of myself. Enjoy the show folks!

Peppermint

Peppermint flavoured candy canes are so OG that they cannot be beat by anything — even Root Beer (despite it being not a beard, a bear, and a bearded bear that’s holding a root beer)! I’ve had more Peppermint candy canes than I can count in my life. :3 

Root Beer

Root Beer is also S Tier (AKA, one of the best), because who doesn’t love a soda in the form of a candy cane? I know I do!... Despite never having tried one. I imagine a Root Beer flavour like this being very good.

Oreo

 Ah yes, Oreo. A flavour that’s special, in a way. I have never tried one meself (wish I could), but hey! Maybe I will one day. 😀 As for why this one is at the top: I feel it would be rather popular with people around the world who know the Oreo brand — like me! 

Fruit

 Do I have to do this one? OKAY, OKAY, FINE, NO NEED TO RUSH ME, SHEESH! … There are many types of fruit candy canes: Apple, Sour Apple, Banana, Orange, Grape, Pineapple, and many more. If I said them all, we’d be here until Christmas next year. But let’s just say they have a place in my “Candy Canes to Try” notebook. I think they would be pretty good, especially the apple ones. 

Orange Crush

Orange Crush would be a flavour that I would probably hog to myself, not wanting to share it. I mean, I’m sure everyone that has one flavour that they would keep to themselves… right? I’m getting off track. Anywho, as for why they made the top half of the list: I think they’d be pretty good, even though it’s not really a winter flavour.

Bubblegum

 I’m not sure who would like this one… but hey — if they put bubblegum INSIDE of a candy cane, it’s bound to be alright, eh? But I’m getting ahead of myself. I think this flavour would be OK. I like bubblegum flavour myself, but I know there are those out there who despise it. 

Sour Patch Kids

 Sour Patch Kids aren’t my favourite, as they almost made my tongue bleed a few years ago due to how raw it made my tongue! I would not recommend this flavour to folks (unless they’re looking for a thrill — then I would recommend it). That’s why it’s in 7th place on the list.

Chocolate

 More like poo poo, am I right? Chocolate is good — unless you put it in a candy cane. That throws the flavor WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY off.

Black Licorice

 Why does this one even exist? Who thought, “Hey, I’ll put the flavour of Black Licorice in a candy cane! Folks would love it!” You deserve coal in your stocking this year, whoever came up with that flavour.

Mac n Cheese

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW 🤢 Who came up with this freakshow?! Go back to whatever pit you crawled out of, Mac N Cheese Candy Cane! It would probably taste like toes. Thinking about it sends shivers down my spine.

Chicken / Pickle (Equally bad, worse if combined)

🤮 I hope whoever made these flavors goes to hell for the monsters they’ve made. Chicken Candy Canes would probably taste like a mess of meaty & sweety. That would screw with one’s brain. As for the Pickle Candy Cane, that’s like getting punched in the face by a pickle 30 times. No thanks. 

To sum it all up:

Well, that’s it for me! But I want to know — What’s the weirdest candy cane flavor you’ve ever had? Sound off below in the comments.